7.15.2011

New Poll Shows 'Screw You!' in the Lead for 2012 Election

'Screw You!' is now the new favorite to win in the coming 2012 presidential elections, according to recent polls. A telephone poll asked: "If the elections were to be held today, who would you choose to vote for president?" Screw was cited as the leading candidate with 42% of the votes, followed by 'Fuck off!' with 26% and 'Stop calling me!' with 17%. The rest were unresponsive.

The respondents were, in fact so enthusiastic in their reactions, they tended to yell the answer at the caller, a pollster remarked. Often before the question was even finished being asked.

It seems 'Screw you!' is a strong candidate in the congressional race as well, beating out opposition in almost every state other than New York and Illinois where 'Fuck off!' still has the lead.

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